Как насчет парочки цитат от самого профессора Однокаменцева, то бишь Альберта Эйнштейна?
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed.
You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the former.
The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.
The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is at all comprehensible.
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
Life isn't worth living, unless it is lived for someone else.
I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.