Не могла не поделиться, некоторые просто фееричны. Мне это сейчас особенно в тему, я перечитываю Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. :)
Пощу небольшую выборку, по ссылке намного больше.
He was very careful during bondage sessions. He always used a safe word that contained upper and lower case letters and at least one number.
He was heavily into BDSM - Batman, Dungeons & Dragons, Star Trek and Mathematics.
'Do what you want!' she cried lying back on the bed. 'I love a man who takes control.' 'OK' he said and put her CDs into alphabetical order.
'Harder!' she screamed, 'Harder!' 'Alright,' he said. 'What's the square root of nine times twelve divided by six point three recurring?'
'Oh my God!' she cried, swallowing hard. 'That was a huge mouthful!' 'Sorry,' he said. 'I didn't choose to be called Benedict Cumberbatch.'
'Mmmm, let's play doctors,' she whispered. 'Alright,' he said. 'You be David Tennant and I'll be Tom Baker.'
'Smack that bottom,' she demanded, bending over the table. 'Smack it hard!' 'I am,' he said, 'But the ketchup just won't come out.'
'Come in,' she whispered seductively, 'I've got something special to show you.' He gulped nervously . . . 'You've got Star Trek on Blu-ray?'
She couldn't resist him, he really turned her on. Then he turned her off. Then he turned her on again.